Alright, time for another unearthed relic of the long forgotten past to save from extinction from the internet's black hole. Lets turn the clock back a full decade to 2005, when I saw System of a Down shortly before the release of the Hypnotize album on their Mezmorize/Hypnotize tour with The Mars Volta and openers Hella and Bad Acid Trip. I didn't show up in time for Bad Acid Trip, I would assume this would be the worst band to listen to on acid, but any number of jam bands would prove otherwise.

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Well, it was 2014, another year. Time to start pounding on those keys like you know and give a fuck what you're elaborating about. And it was a year, that's for sure. Oh, and there was music of course, music to be heard which could be a cause for celebration or an irritating discontent. This is a proclamation of the former and a denigration of the latter. And now that the stupid pretentious introductory paragraph I so drunkenly spat out is over, go fuck yourselves with your own scaly genitals until you bleed cum, you sick uncle fucking bastards.

2014…

This summer I got the chance to see Primus for the second time (Primus' classic Les, Ler and Tim Alexander on drums lineup for the first time), Jello Biafra and his latest group the Guantanamo School of Medicine for the second time, and finally the godlike masters of space-time revolution, Deltron 3030.

Primus: May 22nd in Cleveland at the Jacob's Pavilion

Opening band sucked, overpriced drinks so I didn't partake, got an awesome Pork Soda T shirt. In 2010 Gogol Bordello opened up and killed it, this time they had some goddamn terrible hippie stuff. It was a group…

I went and saw Primus for the second time two days ago. It was great. However, the topic of this post has a greater purpose. In 2009, I wrote some very poor reviews of shows I saw that are in danger of becoming lost to the internet's black hole of unsearchable obscurity. So in all poorly utilized grammar, questionable opinions and unmistakably teenage Vin style, here are reviews of the Mayhem Festival of 2009 and Thrash And Burn Tour 2009. Brought to you by 18 year old Vin, a person infinitely stupider than 2014 Vin.

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Dedicated to the legacy of Oderus Urungus, whose home planet needs him much like Poochie's.

GWAR was never on my mind much in recent years until the tragic and sudden death of Oderus Urungus himself, Mr. Dave Brockie, on March 23, 2014 at age 50. I was one of the lucky witnesses to the experience that is a GWAR concert at age 16 back in 2007, when GWAR headlined the metal festival Sounds of the Underground which featured many of 2007's most popular and most acclaimed metal acts, bands I am very familiar with and have seen many times…

So, the year is almost over and I think it's about time to declare which music made me aroused and titillated the most in the past 12 months. I prefer aural stimulation over the voyeuristic kind so therefore "artists" such as Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus who sold a buttload of albums and downloads will not be making the list, because the only thing those women were good at was sucking a mean cock.

Anyway, now that that distinction's been made, it's time to look back at 2013, a year I'd rather run on a treadmill made of nails for…

Vin reviews the Pitchfork review for Radiohead's The King of Limbs, subsequently reviewing The King of Limbs, the album by Radiohead, by me:

Radiohead, what can be said about Radiohead? A lot, and judging by the past reviews of albums by Radiohead from the hipster hivemind hellhole that is Pitchfork.com, you can write a lot of horrific reviews about something that vaguely resembles the music being discussed while interjecting random thoughts of things nobody really cares about.

That's why my review of Radiohead's new album will be a side by side comparision of the following review:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15149-the-king-of-limbs/

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