Unsure if this is music-related, but I attended an uncle's 70th birthday party yesterday involving three types of barbecued sossage and I had to do a cossack dance (accompanied, on spoons, by a Punjabi neighbour).
Also taught some teenage cousins a trick from Houdini involving tensing the muscles and sticking forks in my belly so that they fell out. Quite amusing, and hardly painful at all.
I am supposed to be a stockbroker in real life but I get a bit bored.