2009年 Apr 22日 Wednesday, 23:36

Ah yes, what a masterful play this be. William Shakespeare, what a great guy he was or whoever wrote it if you're in to those conspiracy theories. Now then, ever since I read it in my last year of high school, I have been in love with it. The character Hamlet, wow, so amazing. Was it just an act or was he fucking insane? The world may never know. He was also a total badass. Pulling the ol' switcheroo and sending Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to their death. What a great turn of events that was It is because these reasons and various others that I'd rather not get into, that I became interested in one day performing as Hamlet. It became my dream basically. I wanted to be up there on stage by myself cranking out those soliloquies. I'd always read them out loud, people thought I was pretty awesome. But then I completely forgot about all that. Until recently when I heard a line in a movie, and I yelled out, "Whoaaaa that's a line from Hamlet's most famous soliloquy" And so my interest in this character was reignited. But now I'm a completely different person. I've regressed and am a shadow of my former self in terms of maturity. And so now I don't want to wow people with an intense performance displaying the apparent insanity of the prince, I want to perform as this character but like it's some fucking joke. I'm talking a camp infused performance. Maybe with some completely over the top bad acting that would make William Shakespeare(or the other guy) roll in his grave. Oh yes, I want to fucking butcher that which I used to admire. Think the "Romeo and Juliet" performance in Hot Fuzz for reference I guess. Now then, to find anyone who wants to help me out in fulfilling this wacky want. Godspeed I say to myself!

tl;dr Fuck you motherfucker for not taking the time to read this shit. I hate your fucking guts. I want to chainsaw your face.