The Official last.fm Kvlt Police

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负责人： ToolsAndCorpses
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创建日期： 2006年 9月 3日
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We are the Kvlt Police. If you would like to be a member, you must first be approved.

Here are the ten commandments of the Kvlt Police.

1. Thou shalt not listen to nu-metal unless the band is otherwise accepted by the Kvlt Police.

2. Trivium is a joke band, because Matt Heafy wants to ride bike. If you don't know what I mean, then you are automatically disqualified.

3. Thou must listen to Black Metal and it must be one of your top 2 favourite types of metal.

4. The Kvlt Police rox0rz. You do not. That is FINAL. There are exceptions for those who are in the Kvlt Police and those named Odin, Thor, or any other Viking God.

5. You must be able to fall asleep listening to Cryptopsy.

6. When thou sees a forum topic (inside or outside of the Kvlt Police group) praising any band that is banned from the Kvlt Police, it is immediately declared a joke topic and is now about trains.

7. If you see a person that posts in any metal forum for the first time and speaks of bands that are banned by the kvlt police, help them out. If they make fun of the bands you recommend, troll them to death.

8. We all wear Viking helmets on a regular basis.

9. If GWAR ever stays the night at your house, it is in your best interests to not let the lead singer sleep in bed with you.

10. You will play your metal music loudly every chance you get. It doesn't matter if it is in a McDonald's drive-thru or a police encounter.

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整体小组榜单

1	Burzum	15
2	Darkthrone	14
3	Katatonia	13
4	Emperor	9
5	Deathspell Omega	8
6	Entombed	8
7	Black Sabbath	8
8	Opeth	8
9	Death	8
10	Bolt Thrower	8

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KurkkuKeisari

Preview of the whole upcoming third Dødkvlt album: http://youtu.be/8OcAWh_49Hs

上月
hurricane_mario

Last Necrogoat anniversary world tour before the Nuclear world apocalypse later this year. Feb 20th 2012, South Sandwich Islands. Miss it, or die! Either way, the necrogoat has no soul and does not care. http://www.last.fm/music/Necrogoat+who+is+so+inverted+that+he+has+become+upright SATANNNNN

2012年 1月
KurkkuKeisari

Now you can pre-order the upcoming second Dødkvlt album from here: http://laden.platten-firma.de/product_info.php?info=p105_Dodkvlt----II----DIGI-CD--PRE-ORDER-.html Also, the upcoming split with Goats Of Doom is available for pre-order: http://laden.platten-firma.de/product_info.php?info=p104_Dodkvlt---Goats-of-Doom---Split-CD--PRE-ORDER-.html Both will be released April 6th 2011.

2011年 3月
iPaet

\m/ METAL MILITIA \m/ TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL IS NEVER GOING TO DIE BROS \m/

2011年 3月
ToolsAndCorpses

I take a very long time getting around to approving members sometimes.

2011年 3月
Razor745

How did I end up in here? [3]

2011年 2月
hurricane_mario

How did I end up in here? [2]

2011年 2月
Yuggoth_Fungi

Ron Paul, grim frostbitten warrior or the American people!

2011年 1月
Semaj97

Chocolate-Rain is black as fuck.

2011年 1月
KurkkuKeisari

Tay Zonday, can't get any more KVLT than chocolate-rain..

2010年 11月
KurkkuKeisari

Here's some KVLT for you cops, Dødkvlt: http://www.myspace.com/dodkvlt

2010年 9月
GrimFilth

Connected Artists > David Hasselhoff !? he is kind of krieg...

2010年 2月
Taskusorsa

How did I end up in here?

2009年 11月
ToolsAndCorpses

Yeah, fuck off everybody.

2009年 11月
ratts36

Just kidding. Faggots.

2009年 11月
ratts36

I'm desperatly trying to bring the peace in a world full of h8. :(

2009年 11月
Wouldbe_Allen

what's black metal?

2009年 11月
ratts36

C'mon ToolsAndCorpses, don't be so tetchy. Shit is actually pretty darn funny.

2009年 11月
ToolsAndCorpses

Your point is pretty fucktarded imo since people don't choose their country of origin. I'm a British citizen by birth and have lived most my life in the US and I turned out kvlt enough to start all this shit so put a stop to yours if you would so kindly. On the whole country vs country debate, I'd happily take the US's Cobalt over Sweden's Marduk or some shit.

2009年 10月
Celticknife

new zealand is mroe kvlt than your country

2009年 10月