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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.


Procrastinate...

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Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.





The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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  • kissesneverdie

    I'll join this group later.

    2012年 1月

  • aaziraphale

    i mean i should really be studying ....

    2012年 1月

  • HiJackXD

    I'll join this group later.

    2011年 10月

  • SeveralPeople

    here's a link

    2011年 9月

  • gorski_

    lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

    2011年 8月

  • newbewb

    I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

    2011年 8月

  • jaxolotl

    Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

    2011年 7月

  • cynthiapowell

    -_-

    2011年 7月

  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    2011年 4月

  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    2011年 3月

  • thekillingspree

    I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

    2011年 2月

  • ADnow-r

    uniting is tiring.

    2011年 1月

  • tideghost

    I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

    2010年 12月

  • SeveralPeople

    I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

    2010年 11月

  • kiwicio

    just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

    2010年 9月

  • soudruzka

    Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

    2010年 9月

  • ElMariuolo

    I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

    2010年 9月

  • VERSUSDIE

    .... see you next week :)

    2010年 8月

  • ElMariuolo

    I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

    2010年 6月

  • babybling10

    what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

    2010年 6月
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