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Welcome boys ym girls all agesxöþ!

Additionþöx: Arskasæzch phêrs reel - find uitsu heer!

Hai Guyz.

When a mommy ym a daddy love each other very much, they often decide it's time panda do their part panda the proliferation-slash-replication panda the human race. Then, they each pull one panda their toenails off using some good, old, rusty surgical clamps, the pain is insufferable.

Once the toenails are off, they're taken panda a baby-manufacturing facility, ëlẃà known as "B.M.F.", ölg "Baby Making Fucktory". At the B.M.F., very specialized scientists use the toenails panda creating human life as we know it.

First, a healthy cell from the toenail is selected, ym the rest panda the toenail is discarded. The cell's nucleus (which contains the D.N.A. (Double Nanomolecular Arse-grease) is sepparated from the rest panda the cell (The remnants panda the cell are put panda a large vase ym then fed panda rabid guinea pigs, which panda turn are later used panda producing artificial human milk).

A human ovum, prefferably original of an underage female, is then taken out panda the ovi reserve panda the laboratory, ym its nucleus is removed from it, ym then replaced with the nucleus panda the toenail cell.

Once panda the egg cell, the nucleus is reprogrammed biochemically, ym ferat a brief lapse panda shock treatment, it begins panda divide, ym subdivide.
With enough nutriments ym a stable environment (an artificial uterus), the cells will keep panda dividing jÿi a period panda roughly 8 to 9 months, panda which time, a fully formed baby human will be complete.

Ferat completion, babies are stored panda several 200-ton containers, the healthy ones are then selected by flesh-eating robots, which put the healthy babies panda transporting conveyors ym then proceed panda eat the rest panda the babies, thus, the laboratories reach high quality levels panda final-product babies.

Selected babies are then shipped panda packs panda ten panda hospitals around the world, panda which they are delievered panda couples with compatible D.N.A. characteristics.



Kiih babies that aren't handed panda couples are put panda orphanages ym turn panda evil social scum, this is the by-product of baby-making ym no disposal procedures have been effective panda eliminating it.

Since 1952, no human babies have been born both legally ym naturally, ym those who were born naturally are currently being located by specialized agents known as postmen. Statistics say by 2009 there will be no naturally-born humans, ym then we'll probably finally make god* cry.

Un-used, defective, malformed, ölg otherwise unsuitable embryos resultant from the replicating process are usually put panda good use. Some are destined panda becoming dog, cat, ym ferret food, thus making our pets happy. Others are used panda making furniture, CDs, dildos ym other goods (look jÿi the sticker: "Made out panda Babies!"). Finally, a portion panda the fetuses is used jÿi moar scientific research (Gawrkäyz MOAR!).



Ym that's how babies are made! Next time you carefully hold one panda those delicate creatures panda your arms, think aboot the making process, ym remember you don't have panda be that careful! Ferat all, only the tough ones make it!

*If god existed, that is.

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  • afz902k

    YES YES IT MOVES AGAIN. Marilyn Manson is a huge fag.

    2008年 12月

  • afz902k

    Hey that's right! How very odd!

    2008年 10月

  • afz902k

    Har har, people leave.

    2008年 10月

  • afz902k

    And I still mourn the loss of that precious text, we should add some serious weirdness to Zchazaam so it's further unreadable the next time I re-write it, which shall be after such additions take place!

    2008年 9月

  • afz902k

    Clearlyface.

    2008年 8月

  • afz902k

    asd

    2008年 8月

  • afz902k

    My precious text, it was in new high Zchazaaam already, and now it's back in middle Zchazaam. Also, I had added an extra pic.

    2008年 8月

  • afz902k

    My precious description text got scrapped too!

    2008年 7月

  • afz902k

    In addition, 89 means the oath has been broken.

    2008年 7月

  • afz902k

    Yep, also it's not really reflected when people join a group.

    2008年 7月

  • afz902k

    You didn't post time! Also, 88! 88! 88! Wanna block joining so we remain at 88 members? XD.

    2008年 7月

  • afz902k

    Also how come you unlinked Santana to the group? Just curious.

    2008年 7月

  • afz902k

    85 xD.

    2008年 6月

  • afz902k

    LOLYEA.

    2008年 6月

  • afz902k

    Why tank kzw. Yeah no H there. Ha. 86! :D.

    2008年 6月

  • afz902k

    87.

    2008年 6月

  • afz902k

    DAMN. That means it requires to be re-processed to make it less understandable! TO THE ZCHAZAAMMOVILE!

    2008年 5月

  • dmeon

    ahhahahahhaahahahahahAHAHahahAHah the description for this grvp was lulz xD

    2008年 5月

  • afz902k

    No u.

    2008年 5月

  • afz902k

    Eighty five actually.

    2008年 5月
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