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Do you have burning, unresolved questions about the crystals you need to ask an actual Charismat and noted Attainer of Hawkman? Maybe you’re looking for somebody to make carnal offerings to Mukor with? Perhaps you just like to drink all night for cheap?


Then YOU are bound THURSDAY JULY 28th (7-10pm) to our instructional lecture/Q&A period/beer and other booze mixer.

$10 gets you all you can drink beer, and there will be other booze as well. Food will also be served.

James Call will be INTERVIEWING LIVE other crystal-lovers who have attained Hawkman or are still on the Mission to align the crystals. He will take YOUR QUESTIONS and will even perform exorcisms on or issue fatwas against you and your friends, LIVE. This is your chance to get on stage and make a big spectacle of yourself (which is an important part of the far out Way).

Lovingly hosted by Dom & Tom at the historic Village Voice building. You will feel swank as crap drinking AND discussing “philosophy” with your colleagues in this distinguished setting.

This is an event the aspiring young celebrity cannot afford to miss.